Stephen Colbert commencement speech

Now will saying “yes” get you in trouble at times? Will saying “yes” lead you to doing some foolish things? Yes it will. But don’t be afraid to be a fool. Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics. Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying “yes” begins things. Saying “yes” is how things grow. Saying “yes” leads to knowledge. “Yes” is for young people. So for as long as …

More Spam poetry

This time it’s visual

More spam poetry

I mean, even if I wanted to, I could not make this shit up.

There is a spammer somewhere that is a closet Dadaist.

Spam poetry

Be fill watch
them dance play
sleep know need
we count allow
night take turnoff
right sleep finish
he sign hear
so explain turnon
someone start go
But stand spend
these cut forget

Beautiful, isn’t it?